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Three lazy Ones

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The second one said, “Father, the kingdom belongs to me, for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself,puma shoes I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.”

The third one said, “Father, the kingdom is mine, for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck, and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope,nike shox r4 I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.”

When the father heard this he said, “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.”


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